Commencement Speakers

The List of Possible Commencement Speakers:

Jon Stewart
Will Ferrell
Dave Chippelle
Elian Gonzalez
Arnold Schwarzenegar
Mark Cuban
Mike Tyson
Cicely Tyson
Peep O'Bryson
Bill Walton
Mackey Sasser
JFK
RFK
LAX
(Okay, enough with the airports, back to the real list)
Charles Barkley
Bob Barker
Jared Diamond
Stephen Hawking
Alf
Joumana Kidd
Bob Ryan
Joumana Kidd and Bob Ryan, together
Saddam (we have him anyway, we could dress him up and make him do sketch comedy with Andy Dick)

If you think any of these are good choices, please e-mail classof2005@cornell.edu and let them know.